1. Indian moms want their daughters to control their husband and expect their sons to control their wives.

2. Parents want their children to stand out in a crowd but expect them to do what everybody else is doing.

3. Everything that is run by the government looks very bad except government jobs.

4. National animal – endangered
National pledge – unintended
National river – polluted

5. A huge country of 1635 languages….united by a foreign language.

6. Government talks about removing the caste system but you are required to mention your caste on every damn form you fill.

7. Seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than making us feel safe.

8. We often say “Atithi Devo Bhavah” but we do not allow visitor parking in our residential societies.

9. We are Always in a hurry but never on time..! (My fav )

10. Holy  places are very interesting places – The poor beg outside and the rich beg inside.